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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 ganged up with 10 and killed 8 and 9"
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"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? They don't have to change the light bulb, they buy LED's.....My first original joke submitted to reddit! Hope you like :)"
"My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something i dont want myself to know about."
"Why don't feminists carry handguns? Because of the triggers. I'm sorry"
"I know it's time to wax my upper lip when the cashier at Firehouse Subs gives me the policeman's discount."
"Me: A coworker called me 'Papa Hemingway' today. Her: Because of your beard? Me: Well it wasn't because of my Nobel in Literature."
"What sexual position produces the ugliest babies? Go ask your mother."
"If you're unattractive, nobody wants to know that you're horny."
"There's safety in numbers. Unless there are 6,000,000 of you. And you're Jews."
"I notice you only call when you want something Person calling: ma'am your bill is 90 days past due"