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Joke of the Day

"Dicks and vaginas are like coke and Pepsi I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they taste the same."

"My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. Won't be needing them anymore then."

"France vs Germany was a close game... it ended in a shootout."

"This is how you do an April Fools joke ... [deleted]"

"Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it..."

"I used to do the ""hokey pokey""... But I turned myself around."

"What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic? ANKH ANKH!!"

"Two Peanuts were Walking though the Park and one was a salted."

"I love taking long walks on the beach with my girlfriend.... Until the acid wears off and I realize I am just dragging a mannequin through the parking garage."

"What does SAG-AFTRA call a low-budget foreign production? Scrub-a-dub-dub."