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"Give a man a fish & he'll probably stick his dick in it. Teach a man to fish & he'll just keep fucking the fish you gave him. Men are weird."
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin"
"Psychiatrist ""Tell me about your trust issues."" Me ""No"""
"Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe"
"Psst. Don't refer to them as voices in your head. Do as the professionals and call them your 'team of writers'."
"What do you call a paedophile with no legs? A creepy crawly!"
"My son just asked what erectile dysfunction is so I told him it's when your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns."
"What do books have that Mexicans don't? Papers."
"[me giving tour of city landmarks] and on your left you'll see a corgi in a bandanahe's not part of the tour but let's go get a closer look"