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Joke of the Day
"What do books have that Mexicans don't? Papers."
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"I wouldn't be caught dead with a Necropheliac."
"What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female flight crew An unmanned aircraft. Stolen from [here](https://np.reddit.com/r/flying/comments/2mntbj/my_wifes_first_flight_as_captain/cm6ahb4)"
"In English there's a word for fucking everything. It's 'pansexual'"
"What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster? The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in."
"My wife & I couldn't agree on which psychic to go to. They were all sad and depressing. ""What did you do?"" We finally found a happy medium"
"Why do pedophiles love Old Navy sales? Cause all the kid's clothes are 60% off."
"My GF's anti aging cream went bad. HOW DOES ANTI AGING CREAM HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE?!"
"WIFE: what's the name of that girl you work with? ME: which girl? WIFE: the pretty one ME: I feel like this is a trap"
"Classic Russian Reversal Old one, but I still find it funny: In America, you go out to find a party. In Soviet Union, party finds you!"