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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup."

"A farmer decided to sell all of his chickens to the highest bidder... It was poultry in auction"

"NEW! TOP 100 TAZERS IN AMERICA!! #45 WILL SHOCK YOU!"

"I organised a 3 some last night. There were a couple of no shows but I still had a good time."

"Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues"

"I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect I'm living in their attic."

"Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:""Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"""

"Why did the woman buy new wine glasses? Because the ones she was using made everything blurry."

"So Hitler was helping Anne Frank with her homework. She was having alot of trouble with it, so Hitler said ""It's ok Anne, you just need more concentration!"""

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they are dead."