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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because of the holes in his hands."
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"I like my women like i like my coffee... Bitter."
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"What do you get if you stick ur finger up a moderators ass? [DELETED]"
"Eating at a T.G.I. Fridays on a Monday tastes like lies."
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAAA"
"How is Donald Trump related to this post? They're both jokes."
"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant but, I changed my mind."
"One blonde says to the another: ""Hey, let's yell simultaneously! 3, 2, 1 ""SIMULTANEOUSLY!! SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!"""
"Conspiracy theory: If they really want to catch Big Foot, why don't they look at the factory where Christmas stockings are made?"