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Joke of the Day
"I finally read to the end of the dictionary today. It turns out the zebra did it for me."
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"Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed... Egg says in a angry huff ""I guess we answered THAT question!"""
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"Joke Request: I would like someone to share an anatomy joke Come on, Humerus"