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Joke of the Day

"Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed... Egg says in a angry huff ""I guess we answered THAT question!"""

"What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone."

"Why did the Pepsi Half-Time Show suck so much? Because if it was the Coke Half-Time there would have been a hologram of Tupac or the Beetles instead of Bruno Mars."

"Here is a joke for all the mind readers and psychics"

"Hope they send us home early; I'm not sure how much longer I can pretend to work today."

"how to you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? you wave at her."

"An Irishman... An Irishman walks out of a bar."

"I still remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing? They have the gift of tongues..."

"It's like the TSA doesn't even care relationships end cause we can't run through the airport and stop someone from getting on a plane."