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Joke of the Day

"Anyone know the title of Steven Tyler's new cook book? Wok this way."

"A man with a marine biology fetish comes back from vacation. His friends greet him with a warm whale cum."

"Ways To Win My Heart: 1) Be smoking hot 2) Be thin 3) Be a pig 4) Be bacon"

"I guess you can say trusting a Russian merchant is pretty... Roosky business"

"I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca... I was caught between Iraq and a Hajj place."

"I started a project to hire people with depression on my dairy farm... if there's one thing they're good at its milking it."

"What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo? Conditioner Gordon."

"Me: Excuse me sir, can you please forward my X-ray and breast exam results to my doctor Airport security:..."

"The revolution will be tweeted. The sunset, Instagrammed. The relationship, Facebooked. The storm, Vined."

"What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents? A *Cedar* tree."