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Joke of the Day

"WORST THING YOU CAN DO What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet!"

"I have a dog named Hot-Dog. Isn't funny? hahahaha...."

"[me as a poltergeist] *putting forks in the spoon section of the cutlery drawer* ooooOooOooooo"

"What does Matthew Shephard hate more than being raped, having AIDS, and being pistol whipped? Camping."

"Wanna hear a joke about reddit and clickbait?"

"What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song? ""Whib It"" by Devo."

"My dentist told me I grind at night I was unaware he even saw me at the club"

"What's the opposite of Easter? Wester"

"Have you heard of the band 1023 MB? Have you? No? Probably because they don't have any GIGS!"

"I'd rather have a crying baby on my flight than a white dude who just did a trip to thailand and cant stop talking about it"