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Joke of the Day

"So I was catching up with Pacquiao and Mayweather the other day.. Mayweather turns to me and says ""Boxer? I barely know her!"""

"What do you call it when cosine plays? Cos(play)"

"What does a robot do at the end of one night stand? He falls off"

"You're telling me that you paid eight dollars for a cup of coffee... They don't put any booze in it or nothin?"

"My friend spent 4 years in jail for something he didn't do Run."

"Mom, have you seen my turtle? Your friends took it outside to play. They're cracking walnuts."

"How do Africans carry Ebola? In large baskets balanced on top of their heads."

"What is a Jewish delima? A free ham."

"What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple? Reposts"

"Really, every section of the greeting card aisle could be called ""Societal Obligation."""