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Joke of the Day

"The cats told me the reason we only have one life is because we're too stupid to handle nine lives. I believe this is true."

"Jan 21, 2015: The 1989 film ""Back to the Future II"" showed life on Oct 21, 2015. So we've got 9 Months to invent Flying Cars."

"Dudes named Chance never had one."

"I got attacked by a yob with bat down the local park yesterday.. I was really impressed with how well he had it trained"

"What has six legs and goes ""Hodeedo, hodeedo?"" Three black guys about to miss the elevator"

"Here's a FedEx joke Actually, you'll get it tomorrow"

"an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well."

"Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi? No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause"

"I'd like to say some wise and meaningful shit, but the fact I just referred to it as ""shit"" shows just how meaningful I can be."

"What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy? A silly-yak."