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Joke of the Day

"an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well."

"Two men walk into a bar The third ducks. LOL"

"What is the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race..."

"I got into a fight with my erection this morning. I beat it single handedly."

"Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!"

"Women v/s men"

"If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights"

"My dentist kept telling me i have too much acid in my diet. So I told him he has too much fire on his head."

"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"

"Manager: Your fired Me: *You're Manager: How did you know I spelled it wrong if I spoke it out loud Me: How did you know I corrected you"