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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy that was born without ears? Neither did he."
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"What did the father say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Hey you're in my son"""
"You know, that Poisson distribution is really strange. It's just not Normal."
"[interview] Ok, don't let them know you're naked ""Why are you naked?"" dammit"
"My wedding will be open casket."
"What's pink, bubbling and tapping on glass? a baby in a microwave."
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"No officer,YOU`RE going the wrong way."