202422

Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing saran wrap pants He says ""Doctor, I think I'm crazy"" The doctor says, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts"""

"so I heard The Rock was cooking... can you smell it?"

"So two astronauts walk into a club on the moon... One says to the other, ""Let's bounce, this place has no atmosphere"""

"Her: Sir, you account has been hacked. Me: Twitter? Her: No. Your Bank acc. Me: Ooooh Thank God."

"What do you call a fancy toilet? A dapper crapper"

"What do you call a Bible for the blind? The Holy Braille!"

"Every kiss begins with 'K' I whisper quietly to myself as I read his one letter response to my last 7 text messages."

"How about a game where Mario gets a job and gets his coins like the rest of us."

"Today my friend accused me of being condescending. It's ridiculous, I don't even think he knows what that word means."

"When you run out of milk from a cow you move to the UDDER one."