202422

Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing saran wrap pants He says ""Doctor, I think I'm crazy"" The doctor says, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts"""

"Q( - _-)________o__Q(-_ - ) Asian Ping Pong Match"

"There's 3 kinds of people in this world people who can count, and people who can't count"

"One day I'll cure blindness. You'll see! You'll all see!"

"My family can't decide what kind of Lab to get (Chocolate, Yellow, Black, etc.) so we drew straws. I won, so we're getting a Meth."

"Two muffins are baking one says to the other ""Hey man you got a light?"""

"[ring] Me: Hi Mom: You picked up. Me: I know M: Why Me: You called M: I wanted to leave a message Me: Just tell me M: Hang up [ring] Me: Hi"

"What is the similarity between a porn-actress and Jesus? They're both getting nailed."

"Beef Jerky Did you hear about that new kind of Porno where a slut from Vietnam gives a cow a hand job? It's called Beef Jerky. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"

"once there was a king He was very Poor"