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Joke of the Day
"How do you make pickle bread? With dill dough"
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"A paraplegic got prosthetic legs for a single day before they broke. He had a one night stand."
"What has two thumbs and got laid last night? My hands."
"Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills."
"""Anybody here named Jeff?"" Jeff: ""Yes"" Geoff: ""Yeos"""
"Mom, I am very worried... Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg. - But that are great news, You should be very happy. Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*"
"Worst part about getting a phone call is the 12 seconds you can't use your phone as you wait for it to stop ringing."
"[teen me w/GF in my dad's car] Me: You wanna do it? Her: *giggling* Yes Me: *hears voice whisper no glove, no love* GET OUT OF THE CAR MOM"
"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrrrrg matey it be the C."
"Why did Winnie the Pooh want to become an astronaut? Because he wanted to go on a honeymoon."