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Joke of the Day
"A paraplegic got prosthetic legs for a single day before they broke. He had a one night stand."
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"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year."
"if a child of mine is ever incredibly muscular at birth i would consider naming it XERXES in all caps like that"
"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... ...eventually, they would find me attractive."
"Hungry Hungry Hippos must get tired of eating the same thing? White spheres, again?"
"I don't know why people are upset about the Florida night club incident. I would love to get free shots at my local bar!"
"What did one sandstorm at a nude beach say to the other? Haboob"
"Just saw Samuel L. Jackson order a couple of bagels. He paid for them and said thank you so basically now my whole life is ruined"
"My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas I dont know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since"
"Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny."