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Joke of the Day
"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrrrrg matey it be the C."
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"What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"
"Why does Donald Trump dislike trees? Because they're brown and don't speak English."
"Why are under-endowed men likely to get lucky with homeopathic physicians? Because they like their dicks vanishingly small ..."
"So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida. They all got Gatorades."
"what is worse than the holocaust 6 million jews"
"Rabbi joke A priest sits down next to a rabbi at a park. He asks, ""so what's the cost of circumcision these days?"" To which the rabbi replies,"" I wouldn't know. I just keep the tips!"""
"My wife asked me recently to do something to commemorate our pet dog who got run over and killed last month. So I took a shit on the carpet."
"Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it"
"How did Al Gore invent the Internet? With Al-Gore-rithims"