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Joke of the Day

"Worst part about getting a phone call is the 12 seconds you can't use your phone as you wait for it to stop ringing."

"I've heard a lot of good puns in my day but.... the one about the kleptomaniac baker really takes the cake."

"That dentist in the news is getting attacked by the public and so far he hasn't said anything I guess he really took that laying down"

"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? ... he worked it out with a pencil."

"Do you think Reese Witherspoon calls her kids Reese's Pieces cause I hope so."

"What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed? High definition"

"I can't even I feel the phrase ""I can't even"" is rather odd."

"What's Jesus's porn name? Hot cross buns."

"Knuckle tattoo idea: BORN DEFORMED"

"Rock, paper, scissors? -The proctologist removing items from me"