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Joke of the Day
"It can't be much fun being gay. Your friends are always moaning behind your back."
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"I went to McDonald's yesterday and said, ""I'd like some fries"" The girl at the counter said, ""Would you like some fries with that?"""
"You're in love? Cool, I'm in sweatpants."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Aromatic and with a bit of foam floating at the top."
"Bad advice to a suicidal person Hang in there"
"*Takes kids for sushi before seeing ""Finding Dory""*"
"Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about idiot teenagers who don't know the difference between sleeping and dead"
"The difference between ""she's jogging & healthy"" vs ""she's in danger & I should help"" is headphones."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe."
"I wish I had half the determination and persistence of Adobe reader updater."