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Joke of the Day
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe."
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"What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? ""I must throw that doggie out the window !""!"
"Burglar gently waking me... ""you live like this?"""
"Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery. We're calling it Send Noods"
"The worst thing about wearing a turtleneck is not being able to get up off of your back if you fall over."
"Saw a chameleon today... must've been a really shitty chameleon."
"What do you call a chicken takeover of the government? A coop."
"Why do we need art? Because the Earth without art is just ""Eh""."
"It's like these credit card companies don't even care that I'm an electric accordionist for South Dakota's finest heavy metal parody band."
"I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish I can't wait till they see it"