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Joke of the Day

"I went to McDonald's yesterday and said, ""I'd like some fries"" The girl at the counter said, ""Would you like some fries with that?"""

"Why did the Chicken come to /r/jokes? [To be buried](http://www.reddit.com/r/antiantiantijokes/comments/3bccyc/the_chicken_sat_far_from_the_road_considering_its/)"

"I just love blind prostitutes.... I mean, you've gotta hand it to them."

"What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google? A Chromophobe."

"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him."

"I'm an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want"

"I wonder if Jesus knows that everyone just pretends to be his friend so they can move into his sweet cloud house."

"What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween? ""Land Hoe!"""

"What do you call a Jewish Ginger? Gingerbread. Edit: Here comes the downvote brigade, haha!"

"Pickachu I think cops should yell ""PICKACHUUUUUUUU!"" before they taze someone."