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Joke of the Day

"What's does a photon and Donald Trump have in common? Both full of energy and momentum, both lacking substance."

"some guy said that I slur a lot when I'm drunk I said no I don't you stupid nigger"

"All i'm saying is, before Back to the Future 3, he was fine."

"What do you call a monkey terrorist? A Baboom!"

"Have you heard Julian Assange never spends more than 20 seconds in the restroom? Yeah, he's infamous for his quickieleaks."

"If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done"

"When I'm furious at another driver I roll down my window, thrust my head out & whisper ""wow you drive really inconsiderate"" into the wind"

"A photon checks into a hotel... A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just kick the shit out of the room for being black."

"Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down? It takes the edge off it"