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Joke of the Day

"What's does a photon and Donald Trump have in common? Both full of energy and momentum, both lacking substance."

"How many Vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? Only one... if no one is looking!"

"Confused.com adverts They're kinda confusing"

"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic."

"So some guys were hanged... ."

"Jesus was nailed to the cross. He said ""Peter, come forth"". Peter walks up, Jesus waves his hand and he is healed. Next he says ""Mary, come forth"" But Mary came fifth and won a toaster."

"An old gambling buddy told me this joke: What did the man with premature ejaculation say to his blind wife? ""Honey, could you pass me the remote?"" Bet you didn't see THAT coming!"

"Funny, this warrant doesn't feel so outstanding."

"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran."

"Say friends, why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers? They're always raising the steaks!"