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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 30 pounds. OK Ladies - if you didn't like that - what's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes."

"When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps."

"How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need 2. Wrong"

"You scream, I scream.... The cops come, its awkward."

"What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate? Dont leave me hangin' bro"

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them up into a tire and call it a Goodyear!"

"Y'all hear the one about the clairvoyant midget that escaped from prison? The police are searching for a small medium at large."

"Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies? Everywhere"

"Why was the high schooler in the gun store? There was a back to school sale."

"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West... ...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone..."