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Joke of the Day
"Say friends, why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers? They're always raising the steaks!"
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"I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything!"
"A bathroom scale that when you stand on it just says ""Your body is but a point in space; your life, a differential of time."""
"Nipples: Nature's thermometer."
"We all have one ginger friend that claims to be ""strawberry blonde""."
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60 She's 93 now and we don't know where the hell she is."
"What do you call an incognito deer? An anonymoose"
"Him: Are you gonna kill me? Me: WHAT? Him: Your mood swings. I figured today's the day I die. Me: Him: *whispers* Please don't hurt me."
"Have you ever read ""The Longest Joke in the World""? Now you have."