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Joke of the Day
"Wife: ""I've made the chicken soup"" ""Thank god for that. I thought we had to eat it!"""
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"""You're stepping on all the cracks, but you don't have to worry about it because your mother's dead"" - my seven-year-old to me this morning"
"Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. The only KKK that will let bIack guys inside them."
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"What's Pamela Andersons favorite soda? Hepsi!"
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"How do you piss off Liquor store shoplifters and Redditors? CAP LOCKS."