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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss off Liquor store shoplifters and Redditors? CAP LOCKS."
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"I'm so bad at riding my unicycle It's impossible to get a handle on it..."
"A horse walks into the bar... The bartender asks: ""why the long penis""?"
"Wow, you're a Sagittarius?? That must mean you're trusting, passionate and thick as pig shit to think I care about horoscopes"
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in three years... I don't have 2020 vision!"
"Show someone you hate them by buying them an Edible Arrangement."
"I bet whenever a cow eats a lot of grass she says to her friends ""I've been eating like a cow!"" and they'd laugh and moo or whatever cows do"
"How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More guns."
"""There are hot Shingles in your area"" - My Doctor"
"Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood..."