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Joke of the Day

"How do I take my coffee? Uh..Orally. Why? How do you take it? Freak."

"One of the funniest jokes on reddit. /r/atheism"

"What do you call a gay Frenchman? A faguette. (Sorry if offensive)"

"On the off chance I'm captured by cannibals, I've got a 'Best if eaten by 1975' tattoo on my neck."

"We see you, people with transitions glasses that haven't fully adjusted to the correct lighting. We see you."

"""And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?"" asks mother. ""Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"""

"Doctor, doctor...I've got a strawberry up my butt! That's ok. We've got some cream for that."

"Whenever I see people exercising early in the morning I think, ""Wow! I'm so impressed I'm up this early!"""

"When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse? That's all."

"The only reason /r/funny is funny"