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Joke of the Day
"My girlfreind says I'm an idiot who can't do anything right. So I packed her bags and left."
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"Did you see the video of the woman who pushed a cop? She thought he would not fall because cops are above all laws."
"If you love someone, set them free. When they come back, because they will, make sure you are extremely happy with someone better looking."
"Why do pirates have trouble walking? Arrrr-thritis"
"Husband to wife: Honey, what would you do if I won the lottery? Wife: I'd divorce you and take half the money Husband: Well I won $10, here's your 5, now fuck off!"
"Why did the black man cross the road? Black men always follow the chicken."
"One liners Come on /r/jokes, what are your favourite one liners, here's mine: I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!"
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"What do you call assistants that help citrus fruit? Lemonade."
"I saw a beaver build something before it set on fire, Hot dam."