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Joke of the Day
"The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me."
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"Apparently White men can't jump! Yeah? well black men can't act!"
"If you find a fry on the floor and you don't share it with me, we can't be friends. Don't touch me. Monster."
"I was walking through a graveyard this morning and saw a man squatting by a tombstone. I shouted ""Morning!"" He replied ""No, just pooping."""
"What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!"
"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed and laughed Then i remembered that my wife and I had different dentists."
"What's blue and smells like red paint? Just guess. BLUE PAINT."
"Poor kids at sandy hook... They wished for books but they just got magazines."
"How to catch an elephant Dig a big hole Fill it with ashes Sprinkle peas on top When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole."
"Had a breakthrough with my therapist yesterday. Never seen a man cry like that before."