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Joke of the Day
"How many stoners does it take to, ah... unhhhh.........."
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"I have high blood pressure, but my dogs don't. So, from now on I'm only getting upset about squirrels and mailmen."
"The flying V Why is it when ducks fly in a V one side is longer. More ducks on that side."
"What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'"
"Meanwhile at the drugstore... What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication? You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist."
"My ex-wife is a Virgo... But to me, she'll always be a Cancer..."
"I'm not even sure I remember how to have sex without holding my phone."
"How much does it cost to clean up Germany? About 6 million."
"Internet dating? No thanks. I like the internet, but I don't like like the internet."
"My two year-old has begun shouting ""The end!"" in a sing-song voice when he wants you to stop talking to him. Going to try this myself."