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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a jewish black man? Hanigga"

"Today, I got lit, went to Denny's, ordered a t-bone & eggs, and scarfed it all down... I guess you could say... it was a ""high-steaks"" scenario."

"Imagine falling in love with someone and then discovering that he has faith in humanity."

"What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows? This is a bomb in a bull."

"netflix First comes netflix then comes chill next comes babby because mommy forgot the pill"

"Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Irwin Estevez. Related: Everything you think you know is a lie."

"I saw a guy struggling with the frozen vending machine trying to get some ice cream. Really paralleled my attempts to reach my ex-girlfriend's heart."

"Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas? ...because they're still alive."

"I accidentally just laughed at something my 4-year-old did so now I have to pretend to laugh as she does it forty thousand more times."

"I can judge the goodness of my sex life by the loudness of the terrible music the neighbors are blasting"