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Joke of the Day
"BREAKING NEWS: BLIND MAN HAS BEEN SHOT He didn't even see it coming."
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"Weird how people think I won't summon Satan when they talk to me while chewing."
"2 convicted murderers escaped a New York prison using cordless power tools. Authorities said,when they get a hold of them they will be charged."
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke her face. I'll see myself out."
"What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer? It's out of order."
"""You are accused of polygamy"" ""And who pressed charges? ""Your wife"" ""Which one exactly?"""
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already screwed in! heh. *chirp* *chirp*"
"No one has stolen my lunch at work since I started labeling it ""Stool Sample."""
"About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her."
"What is the hardeast part about eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"