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Joke of the Day

"I woke up this morning wearing a red fuzzy wig, giant oversized shoes and a red nose. I think I must have slept funny."

"What did the cow say about the beef industry? I've got some steak in it."

"Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!"

"How do you feel about euthanasia? I think we can exploit them by increasing our amount of sweatshops."

"Did you hear Willie Nelson died? He was playing on the road again."

"ASIAN KIDS: Do they make you ride through the X-ray machine at the airport since your minds are basically computers?"

"No Twitter crush. I have a twitter boyfriend who I intend to marry and have twitter babies. Then twitter divorce and take all his followers."

"A girl runs up to her mother with a pile of crap in her hand ""Look what I almost stepped in!"""

"What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor"

"Rick Santorum drops out and throws his support to Ted Cruz Thanks for nothing!"