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Joke of the Day
"A girl runs up to her mother with a pile of crap in her hand ""Look what I almost stepped in!"""
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"You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions."
"Where does a wealthy lady reside? A womansion"
"if i had a dollar for every time i had sex i'd be homeless"
"Hey, you know how geese migrate in a V shape? Sometimes one side of the V is longer than the other - do you know why? -""No, why's that? "" -More geese."
"Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a? Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful"
"Why was the feminist picnic so bad Nobody made sandwiches"
"[spiders pour into room] THEYRE EVERYWHERE [group of tap dancers enter] ALRIGHT MEN THIS IS WHAT WEVE TRAINED FOR"
"If you're stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza."
"What do you get if you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"