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Joke of the Day

"I hosted my very first orgy last night and it was a total disaster Nobody came."

"When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug? When it gets a handle on life."

"Mayweather Vs Pacquiao A fight ? That's a laugh .... I've had tougher fights getting my kids to take their baths!!"

"It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me"

"I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me."

"Past elections: Which candidate will most improve our country? 2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge?"

"Did you guys ever prank your passed out friend by putting his hand in a bowl of warm water and then dropping a tiny toaster in it?"

"What is the main attraction at a Nazi Theme park? Genoslide."

"What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees."

"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."