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Joke of the Day

"Women who draw in their eyebrows are making a serious decision about what mood they're in for the rest of that day."

"I would give anything to get my ex-wife back . But shes already got the house, the car and the kids"

"What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter? Camenbert"

"What's grey? A melted penguin!"

"Why is #Windows10 releasing before nine? because 7 8 9"

"A koala is sitting in a bar.. I chopped him up and put him in there. I couldn't make him fit as a whole."

"People who bend down to pick up a thread instead of running over it with the vacuum 37 times, what's it like to exercise?"

"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before Glee,' almost watchable."

"In which month is the NYC fashion week? Fabruary, of course."

"Two men of African American descent are standing on the edge of a dock, peeing into the lake. The first man says, ""Water's cold today huh?"" The second one replies, ""Yeah...and deep too."""