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Joke of the Day
"Man who walks through airport turnstiles sideways.... is going to Bangkok"
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"I Always Give 100% [FIXED] 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday..."
"After my friend passed away I got his sibling a parrot to soften the blow. I also taught it to say, ""Dave, it's your brother. Reincarnation is real!"""
"How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !"
"Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold? Because he's Autistic."
"Most of my one night stands happened because they knew they would get a fabulous breakfast the next morning."
"[Racist?] Why do all Asian kids get straight A's? Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks."
"What do you say when your village gets the Black Death I'm bubon-sick of this plague."
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"Did you guys hear about how Mattel took back all those Terminator action figures? It was a *Total Recall*"