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Joke of the Day

"""The secret is that it's all in the wrist!"" -My grandfather talking about golf or handjobs or something"

"Have you ever noticed.... Political promises are usually in one year and out the other?"

"I slept like a baby last night 2 hours of sleep and a whole lot of crying"

"So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a ""trouser snake"""

"Him: You'll always be the one that got away. Me: Escaped. Him: What? Me: I said Thanks."

"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was outstanding in his field"

"The Obama Administration just created 100 million jobs @ Dell and Comcast by cutting power in India."

"Those ""Run Hillary, Run!"" bumper stickers are selling incredibly well Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!"

"How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before"

"Did you hear about the man with no arms or legs that swam the English channel? What a cleverdick..."