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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who tried to freeze himself at 0 Kelvin? He's 0K now"

"My other calendar is a packet of birth control pills."

"If you are what you eat ...never order a #2."

"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"

"Don't date a left handed girl... righty tighty lefty loosey"

"Why are gay men so good at holding their breath? There isnt a lot of air in a closet"

"Why did the dog die? It had Barkinsons"

"A Jewish joke (as told by Sigmund Freud) One Jew says to another, ""Have you taken a bath?"" The other replies: ""No. Is one missing?"" From *Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious*"

"I've been winning egg hunts since before I was even born."

"Sorry, I can't make it. Can't find my ""goin out"" sweatpants."