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Joke of the Day

"How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's okay. I'll just sit here in the dark."

"9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!"

"""You know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat well what if we added an extra slice of bread?"" Inventor of club sandwich"

"What is the bass players preferred method of contraception? His personality."

"""We need to kill the terrorist NOW"" But how.. ""The human body is 70% water"" Jesus, you know what to do *terrorist dies of alcohol poisoning*"

"I can't believe how much I cried after that recent episode of the Game of Thrones! ""*There will be no walk of atonement.""* Sigh."

"What is a Lumber-Jack from Massachusetts' favorite drink? A Boston Logger."

"Two wind turbines in a field and one says to the other ""Do you like music?"" He replies ""I'm a big metal fan."""

"It's in the Smile A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist."

"Think of a number. Realize that number will never think of you too. Lay on your bathroom floor and sob."