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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you a repost? Because I fucking hate you and wish you didn't exist."
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"What did the egg say to the hot water? Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick."
"""Haha those 'said no one ever' jokes are pretty funny"" -said no one ever"
"No amount of college can prepare you for how angry you'll get at the way people park in the real word."
"What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion? Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger"
"does this typewriter come w emojis"
"Did you know that New York has two capitals? N and Y."
"Beauty and the Beast is an introvert's worst nightmare. You stay home alone miles from people and then the damn dishes start talking to you."
"A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I said, ""That's the last thing I need."""
"knock knock... ""knock,knock"" ""who is there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" (you slap a person across the face)""we ask the questions around here"""