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"So the batteries in my flashlight ran out... You'd think I'd be sad, but really I was delighted."
"What is Reagan's favorite vegetable? Jim Brady"
"Sex is like Pizza I haven't had any in a while."
"What does a donkey say? It says ""Hey Shrek, whats up?"" (I was 9 when i made this okay)"
"""Inside Amy Schumer"" is funny... As it's a show I never wish to watch, and a place I never wish to be."
"Another sequel in the ""The Fast and the Furious"" series was announced today. We can only assume it will be called: ""5 Fast 5 Furious""."
"Whats the derivative of Amazon? Amazon prime."
"Should America Stop Dumping Money Into a Giant Hole? (theOnion)"
"AMA Request: Innocent, uneducated rapist"