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Joke of the Day

"A Dirty Limerick (NSFW) There once was a girl named Betty, That said that she loved confetti, So I shot my man-goo, Through a fan where it blew, And sprayed her white as a yeti"

"My time machine and I go way back"

"A guy with a gun walks into a bar.. ""Which one of you fuckers slept with my wife?!"" A voice from the back shouted ""I don't think you have enough bullets, mate"""

"What do a cheap robot and a high class prostitute have in common They both stop working for you after you pee on them."

"Whats the word im looking for? You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word?"

"Q: Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks? A: Because she grew another foot."

"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs."

"You call it an unfinished window, I call it a draft."

"""I thought that too, but I didn't say it out loud, because I'm not a racist."" - a racist"

"Opened the bathroom cupboard and a bunch of feminine hygiene products fell out on me. It was a tampede."