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Joke of the Day

"A guy with a gun walks into a bar.. ""Which one of you fuckers slept with my wife?!"" A voice from the back shouted ""I don't think you have enough bullets, mate"""

"If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck... it will be a vacuum cleaner."

"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Ken always comes in a different box."

"After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success."

"Apple are finally allowing porn on the itunes store now there's a fap for that"

"It's hard to think about my wife, who passed away during delivery Tip: Never, *EVER* go with a mail-order Russian bride who arrives by ship."

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose but you might not be able to do either if your hands are severely disfigured."

"A man tell his waitress he would like to order a beer When she asks what brand of beer he would like to drink he replies with, ""Root"". And dads all over the world sighed with satisfaction ."

"Watched a movie where a kid is alone in his house and starts meditating... It's called ""Om Alone"""

"Valve hasn't won yet They're not **tri**-umphant"