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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks? A: Because she grew another foot."
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"It is impolite to cry in front of the whole library about your WebMD self-diagnosis of terminally sprained sciatica pneumonia AIDS."
"How much does a rock weigh? One stone."
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work"
"My new diet consists in killing anyone who tells me I'm fat."
"Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!"
"Wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard, ""Actually sir, we have you on camera."""
"Rumor has it Pedals the upright walking bear has been killed by a hunter. But, remains unseen."
"Every dog, in a previous life, has been murdered by a shoe."
"It's only takes me 2.5 hours of wasting time on the internet to do five minutes of work."