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Joke of the Day

"If you murder a dude and feel guilty just tell his family ""sorry"" and if they can't get over it after that then who are the monsters really"

"Why did the Jedi take his MIDI controller into the pool. He wanted to increase his MIDI chlorine count?"

"Political Satire If con is the opposite of pro, then what's the opposite of progress? Also, opposite of consitution."

"You've been warned TO WHOEVER STOLE MY BROKEN BATHROOM SCALE. YOU WON'T GET A WEIGH WITH THIS!"

"Is it okay to joke about suicide? Or is it too much of a nooseance..."

"An Old German Visits the Doctor. His doctor comes into the room with a frown on his face, and tells him he has Lung Cancer. ""Well,"" the German says, ""I did Nazi that coming."""

"In the old days they sacrificed virgins to appease the Gods. They must have realized sacrificing the town slut would have been such a waste."

"Knock, Knock Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? For denying the holocaust you are now sentenced to ten years in an Austrian prison."

"Why did the cyclist stop riding? He was two tired"

"Me: My head hasn't been in the right place lately. GF: You might want to check up your ass."