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Joke of the Day

"I found out why the Ringling Brothers Circus closed down. All the clowns moved to Washington D.C."

"Me: You should really try this lip gloss Her: this is super glue Me: HEAR ME OUT"

"I'm no scientist but wouldn't fat bottomed girls, if anything, slow the rocking world down?"

"What do you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians? A drummer."

"Why does Piglet smell? Because he plays with Pooh."

"What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used? The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ..."

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it."

"Is that a tuna roll in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi yuk yuk yuk"

"I will never go bungee jumping. A rubber breaking was the reason I was born, it sure as hell isn't going to be the reason that I die."

"What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar?"