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Joke of the Day
"I found out why the Ringling Brothers Circus closed down. All the clowns moved to Washington D.C."
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"Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards? Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor"
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"The chances of Donald Trump being elected."
"Got fired from my job at the deli for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer. The pickle slicer kept her job cuz she is the boss's daughter"
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