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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about white sugar are common, but brown sugar? Demerara. "
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"Boy to his Girlfriend: Can you tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.... Girl: You have the largest penis among your friends."
"What do you call a vegetable optometrist? A sea cucumber."
"Want to hear the world's best knock knock joke? Okay. You start."
"What do you call a cheap hooker's snatch? Death Valley."
"50% of a woman's magazine is telling you to accept yourself - you're beautiful just the way you are! The other 50% is telling you how to lose 5 lbs in a week."
"I was talking to my buddy Adam Lanza and I asked him if he'd wanna date my 25-year-old friend. He said, ""Yeah! I love taking out twenty - five year olds!"""
"When I was younger I used to masturbate by having sex with a jar of peanut butter... But growing up and looking back I realize I was just fucking nuts."
"So my girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess. So I put her in a castle and sent some Italian plummer to find her."
"Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?"