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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !"

"Are there any other animals besides humans who communicate unnecessarily?"

"What do you call a dog with a great sense of humor? A Chihuahahaha."

"I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."

"My wife said she wanted to have sex like in the movies.. ..so I fucked her in the arse and came on her face and in her hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies."

"I wish Kristen from finance would tell us her husband was an ""attorney"" one more time so I could feel better about shitting in her purse."

"Every religion has violent people... ... The Christians have The Westboro Baptist Church, the Muslims have the jihadists, and the Jews have the IRS"

"I just flew into town... and boy are my arms tired from furiously masturbating on the airplane"

"Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks."

"When does 1+1=3? When you don't use a condom."